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Saturday, January 17, 2009

so the first week of school has come and gone and i can only gape and go WHAT THE FARK.

if there ever had been a juicy steak, on the smouldering barbecue pit of homework, then it would have definitely been burnt to a crisp by the first hour of school.

okay actually it didn't really turn out that bad. homecoming was rocking and i was still getting thumbs-ups for the performance today :D really gives a good confidence booster every now and then.

can't really remember the exact going-ons for this week but homework has really been flooding in and i can only pay myself on the back and say that getting started during the hols was probably my best decision ever.

i've also tried to be a little nicer to people. like you know, smile more. but it seems that this additional strain on my jaw has prompted my teeth to REALIGN themselves!? and apparently my lower teeth are now slanted to the right. again, WHAT THE FARK!?

but all this good feelings have kinda been off-set by my distaste for a certain someone in very close proximity. it really is a wonder how my dislike for this particular person could have experienced such an exponential increase, as someone else so conveniently put it. some may say i'm just spiteful, and that this person is convivial at best. but i say again, for the third time, WHAT THE FARK!? are you deaf!? i, for one, cannot tolerate hours on end of intermittent AH LIAN MUMBO JUMBO! and it's not as if i want to be nosey, but SHE JUST TALKS TO GODDAMN LOUDLY!!

i have nothing against stupid conversations, heck, i make them all the time. but PLEASE don't subject others to your BRAIN-DECAYING, CURSORY, DELETERIOUS ESPECIALLY TO MY STATE OF MIND subject topics! it's not as if i have super hearing, but your possessing super whisper is definitely a possibility.

unless you're so full of yourself that you don't even think whispering is a necessity given your high and mighty nature?

for the last time, what the fark. don't act like a big shot. you're just a puny little loser!

slau updated @ 11:08 PM

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

i seriously need some good blister tape. my left palm is getting torn apart oO

i sometimes wonder how some people can have such minute amounts of self-consciousness, even though they have one of the most effed up faces i have ever seen in my damn life. modelling, for crying out loud. get a life, loser.

and i tend to lose my cool slightly more often nowadays. especially around the kind of people that just stand around, doing nothing, giving other more people work to do, and talk in high-pitched irritating whiney voices, which is especially likely if that person is a girl. to me the volume doesn't really matter, it's when they start getting sharp that i just have to slap myself and swear at the person. well, at least i almost did today.

stupid useless piece of shit.

slau updated @ 9:19 PM

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

BREAKING NEWS

in the heart-stopping final of the Wanjoo Raffles Premier Lower League Cup, what started out as a keenly contested match turned into a thrashing for EFC as they were thumped 8 - 4 by the boys from GFC. captain samuel lau, star versatile defender cum keeper ong woosheng , and midfield general pern jie ran riot, bagging a brace each while their diminutive winger seetow shiun yang, playing out of position on the right side of a four-man midfield, and last minute introduction fu zhi hao scored a goal each to round off a convincing victory which no one could have portended given the even start to this crucial encounter at the RI Astroturf Stadium.

in a ding dong first half, both sides matched each other stride for stride, before captain, chairman and first team coach lau rose highest to head in a corner from the right by seetow, who delivered other quality set pieces on the night, but his forwards were too wasteful to reap the full benefits. the slack defending employed by the EFC defenders allowed lau to sneak in unmarked to the centre of the six yard box, and plant a firm header past the futile grasp on then-keeper jun ming.

having used up his karma and then unable to summon his byakugan for the time being, lau was forced to take over as keeper in order for the team to defend their lead. despite a number of comfortable saves, even a point blank one at the feet of EFC captain gan guo wei, his lack of experience in that position was telling, when he finally spilled a fateful long range effort from EFC's record signing koh jian ying, and the rebound was gleefully snapped up by right back for the day, chia keat loong despite the despairing dive of the tremendously embarrassed keeper.

both sides went into the break thus level at 1-1, but who was to know that the half time break was to signal the start of a trigger-happy second half that yielded 10 goals?

GFC started the second period in fine fashion, raining shot after shot on the EFC goal, while their opponents waited desperately for their chance to counterattack. lau had now taken a more advanced role, playing just behind the big forward zhu yi, and this switch proved crucial as he established GFC's lead for the second time in this match.

a miskicked clearance out of the EFC penalty area was blocked by lau, who laid the ball off to ong. the left winger then picked out lau as he charged into the penalty area, and with the defenders having been drawn out to the side by zhu yi's diagonal run, lau was left with the easiest chances as he slotted low and to the right of the keeper on the one on one.

as ecstatic as lau and his team were, EFC were not to be denied as they hit back almost immediately, catching GFC keeper lee soon yoong off his line, and EFC captain gan's long range speculative shot looped into the back of an empty net.

with the scores now locked at 2-2, the onus was now on GFC to go forward. and did they ever! almost every shot they took seemed to hit the back of the net, as their forwards and midfielders swept forward with such speed and movement that they left EFC's defence trailing in their wake. but out of all the goals, ong's goal that restored GFC's lead was the most crucial.

taking a pass on his right in one of his trademark bursts from midfield, pernjie slammed the ball straight into the crotch of the on-rushing goalkeeper for EFC, bao ningyu. floored, the keeper could only lie on the pitch in pain as ong gleefully tucked the ball into an unguarded net. captain gan protested vehemently, but there was no arguing the legitimacy of the goal, and the lead was now back in GFC's hands. 3 - 2 to GFC.

seetow then took over the show in midfield, putting his creativity and imagination on show as he then set up a goal for pernjie, and then got one himself on a long throw from lau. with the EFC team now in shambles, and their forwards koh and gan isolated in the opposition half, a hopeful long ball out of the GFC defence caught the EFC defenders flatfooted, leaving pernjie with a clear shot at goal, which he confidently took to take his tally for the night to two. ong extended the GFC lead to 7-2, and with the match supposedly dead and buried, the GFC team decided to sit back and defend their 5-goal lead.

but captain gan exemplified the spirit and determination that has prompted the sengkang punggol u-16 side to table record breaking offers for his signature, scoring again from long range, before setting up fellow forward koh, as the latter curled a superb shot from the edge of the penalty area into the far post, leaving then-keeper ong stranded. with the score at 7-4, lau decided not to take any chances, and swapped ong with seetow, who by then had already played three positions on the night: left back, right winger, and now shotstopper.

with the momentum now belonging to EFC, the GFC defenders were having a torrid time dealing with the enthusiastic players. sensing a need for change, lau brought on his newest signing, defensive midfielder fu zhi hao, to try and shore up the midfield and establish some solidity in his team.

but he gave GFC more than that, running onto yet another long ball out of the GFC defence to slot in low past the EFC keeper. that was the last goal of the night, and GFC then ran out the rest of the match to finish as 8-4 winners of the Wanjoo Raffles Premier Lower League Cup.

said captain lau after the match, "this is a relatively young group of players, but they have displayed such maturity and confidence today, that it belies their age. i really did not expect us to come away with such a convincing victory, and i am sure that my team will only go from strength to strength in the years to come."

well, he might have to start his search for a new goal-maker earlier than expected, with NYY Football Club having expressed interest in their chief goal creator for the night seetow. and with GFC yet to offer the versatile defender-midfielder cum keeper a new contract, the club mayy very well lose a top talent for absolutely nothing.

but for now, the GFC chairman/manager/captain and the rest of his team can spend some time enjoying the fruits of their labour, and savour the success that comes with winning this coveted Cup.

slau updated @ 8:35 PM

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

i seriously freaking wish i was in oteam. like sincerely honestly. i cannot believe why anyone who's in oteam would not want to be in oteam. so that's twice already i've helped nic cut cardboard :D which is strangely fulfilling and because then with oteam i wouldn't have to sit at home all day doing nothing!

okay fine i actually studied quite a bit but now i've gotten myself pissed off because i have no idea how to do some stupid alkanes tutorial question because I HAVE NO IDEA WTF IS CHLORINATION AND WHEN THE F DID WE LEARN ABOUT CHLORINATION!? yes given the high i experienced after promos i might have missed out on some things but WHAT THE F I MUST BE BLIND NOW!

because it's not in the notes!

damnit!

mother f!

and update: i broke my first new year resolution 34 hours into 2009. go me. yes, i said the eff word only on the second day of the freaking new year. hence the number of f words in this post. i am not going to consciously try to change this habit of mine. i am just hoping it will subconsciously go away. since it is one of the ineffable things that makes the whole world worse.

actually for that to be ineffable would be quite contradictory such is the nature of the sin.

okay now i'm getting too confusing for my own good.

ANYWAY i think the moral of the story is i have to be angelic good from now on because i think if i had been angelically good i would ultimately have had a better 2008.

why?

cos everybody's so freaking law by law in damn rjc.

yes! after many a conversation with many a well informed people i have come to the conclusion that everybody in rjc loves a good boy or girl. except for well, those select few. and if i could portend (mwahaha making use of SATS vocab list now) the future i would probably say being good is the way to go. i wouldn't want to spend eternity rotting in hell. or burning. burning sounds more appropriate.

but i can see why people wouldn't want to be so angelically good all the time.

because some people just bloody deserve it!

it's not as if everyone's born torpid or obstreperous or ieorwuheodjsad (gotcha...that isn't a real word.), but nobody can, in the long term, force themselves to be obsequious to bloody bastards and bitches who engage in their damn histrionics all day long!

oooh i love this!

ooh that is so rad!

ooh i am talking loudly without doing any work and basically making a downright irritant of myself because i worship the goddess of hedonism britney spears!

see what i mean.

and talk about their taste in music, these people are almost inherently abstemious by depriving themselves of good music! who in their right mind would actually put HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL songs in their ipod!? Oo

yes i know whatshername's squeaky high-pitched voice would probably appeal to the mammalian mouse centre of your brain but doesnt it just send shudders through the rest of your very much human (which i currently am inclined to doubt) body!?

and that's just ONE of them!

and that's not all...they absolutely almost positively hate already ensconced bands with three-time platinum status like ac/dc! why they persist in being so hidebound amazes me. but i guess it has to do with their accidental crossing of genes with the other sex.

anyway school is about to start soon! however i am not exactly particularly lachrymose about it...weird. see you all on jan 12th!

(and seriousy, who the hell uses these kinda SATS words in every day speech!? it just obfuscates everything!)

slau updated @ 7:45 PM

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Thursday, January 1, 2009

for 2009:

no eff words!
5 As for a's! :D
gold for nats pls!
silver for napfa plspls omg T_T
have the guts to kill people i don't like pls!
be a better friend!
mug me ass off!

okay this should do for now. boon lay just tired me out.

slau updated @ 2:00 AM

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