Well of Illusions!

Friday, November 28, 2008

HAHA yes yes jiacong very observant but i assure you it is just a coincidence and i do not in any way resemble a male chauvinistic boar :D

SO! i'm flying off at 9:30am tomorrow! :D gotta be at the airport at 7:30 in the morning tomorrow SO EXCITED despite whatever i blogged about earlier xD although i won't have people like lisa around on my trip to stop me from over eating in the states ): i'm so relieved that i managed to resist the temptations of the mega mcspicy today...can't believe i haven't had one yet though ><

but i'm sure i'm gonna miss everyone back here in singapore ): all my friends, and my simple life...especially the softballers - i'll try to fit as much good stuff as i can into my luggage back home i promise! :D

slau updated @ 6:56 PM

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Thursday, November 27, 2008

vair cool eh this new blogskin :D nice and simple!

slau updated @ 8:39 PM

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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

as you should know (if you don't then TOO BAD!) i'm flying off to live the american dream from the 29th to the 9th! so get your damn shopping requests in asap bastards and biatches!

anyway, contrary to popular belief i am dreading the trip there for a number of reasons. in order to sustain the life of this blog i shall now tell you why for no reason is particular:

1) i am so going to gain a fag lot of weight.

i've kinda heard enough about how the food in the states is damn good. and that they serve it in DAMN BIG PORTIONS. together that spells WEIGHT GAIN to me damn clearly in capital letters. and that can't be good, especially with my weight loss contest still going on!

2) the tour group might suck big time.

just like last year, when i went to europe. gawd in heaven how can i be so unlucky to end up with a buncha losers without a single person in my age group besides my sisters? i seriously think that was the luck of the draw but lightning can definitely strike twice and i may end up with a damn fugged up tour group. AGAIN!

sheesh man last year we had to deal with bickering couples and families and a hell lot of crying kids. i tell you if that's the case again this year i won't hesitate to lose my top and shout FUCK YOU SHUDDUP! at some people. seriously.

3) a hostile environment.

i'm not being racist or anything, but i'm damn well sure that ang mohs are alot more capable of violence than the people you meet in singapore. the gun law is just one indication. i am seriously damn freaking scared of getting shot in the back by some crazed killer that got loose from some prison. like seriously. and do i even have to go to the terrorists!? gawd...

4) getting lost.

which is totally possible mind you. i mean, it's only (damn fricking big number) times bigger than singapore!? and i can STILL get lost here.

okay! i think that's enough for now. we'll just have to wait til the 9th to see if all this comes true. in the meantime, ANYONE WANNA TAKE MY PLACE!?

slau updated @ 11:05 PM

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Friday, November 21, 2008

wah today's training seriously an ego-booster: 3 for 3 with 2 HRs...not bad eh :D i quite happy with myself hehe at least it didn't take that long for me to get back into my stride. usually i spend a month finding my form even after stopping training for like one week. however my throw still sucks cock...can't even grip the ball properly during my transfer sometimes...

i just got challenged to a see-who-lose-5-kg-faster challenge! HAHA damn fun...greater impetus to lose weight man! latest update is a minus 9 progress meaning i've lost 9kg already and i guess results are showing :D i can do 2 pullups yay!

but i guess i've still got to try and lose as much weight as i can before we fly off...cos i'm probably going to stuff myself crazy in the us -.- as it is my parents are already thinking of eating heavy breakfasts and light lunches with a moderate dinner depending on what the tour group sponsors...so yeah, i've already allocated myself an approximate 2kg gain in weight when i get back so xD gotta try and lose as much in the remaining week!

and tuesday is the do or die day: the day i find out whether i got accepted for smu h3 game theory anot T_T damn scary cos it's really the one i'm gunning for and if i don't get it well...let's just say i won't really approach the rest of the h3 modules i applied for with the same kind of enthusiasm lar ):

slau updated @ 7:50 PM

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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

hwow got nothing much else to do so i decided to come blog! i mean like seriously, i should just give up on mugging it's seriously damn fail i can't study any crap when i'm at home -.- and i've got so much stuff going on outside of school if i stay out any longer my mom will probably go into one of those month-long 'i don't trust you' moods. talk about pms...

anyway i just got new specs today! xDD they're really quite er...different from what i usually wear so :D surprise!

tmr rj'll be playing some team from ipoh, apparently the state champions or something...can't wait to see how this new team will do. got a really good feeling and i seriously can't wait to go all the way to the finals and blitz the other team in front of rj.

and yesterday was 4p dinner at seoul gardens! too bad we couldn't have everyone there, or everyone for the dinner either, but i think a fairly large enough crowd turned up for us to still have fun at least!

about 9 of us met first to go to the arcade at like 530pm and i spent all in all about 7 bucks in there trying to kick jorel's ass at the marvel capcom dunno what tag team shit game. seriously, since when did button mashing ever become so difficult!? and i para para-ed too! :D freaking long since i last played that...and i managed to maintain 100% til the end of the song! not bad eh...got some hidden talent in there somewhere...

then we went for dinner at like 630...it started off quite mildly at first, and overall it didn't really go into any full scale chaos like we're so used to, but we were the only ones going FUCK and swearing in the entire place and making a shit load of noise while all the other people were having their meal xDD

stuffed myself freaking full and im damn glad i skipped lunch for this T_T

in the end we cooked watermelon, orange, jelly...though we didn't really mix any food with each other and kevin ate burnt shit from under the stove -.- wtf...

then we went back to the arcade at like 9pm and i spent another 10 bucks playing the stupid game! wtf!!!

slau updated @ 11:50 PM

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Sunday, November 16, 2008

She is the best girl
More precious than any pearl
She don't need money
She needs a guy that's funny

AND I AM FUNNY!!!

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haha okay fine, i'm sorry to those people who came to read this and became slightly traumatised and were thinking wtf is wrong with slau!?

anyway tmr is 4p'07 dinner! :D can't wait whoopeeeee

gonna pon lunch for the buffet!

and i'm flying off to motherland american from the 29th to the 9th so drop me a list of anything you want anytime before that! whether i bring them back is up to my discretion of course. if you're trying to steal a girl i fancy then obviously you can just FUCK OFF!

but i'll try my best to get stuff for the rest obviously :D

slau updated @ 10:34 PM

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Saturday, November 15, 2008

yesterday concluded the last training for the week and by fuck has it been a tiring week, seriously. but i'm damn happy that at last training's gotten back on track and yesterday was quite productive actually. two rounds of machine batting for the first time in a damn long while, and actually it was on the whole pretty damn efficient. had three pitchers for the first time in er. more than a year, and when brian (finally) gets back it's going to be 4! then ri will have nothing over us for once mwahahaha.

oh wait. there's still their budget. owell...

anyway training has been fugging tiring but i'm not complaining! it's just been so tiring that i was renderred bedridden on tuesday and thursday. seriously. waking up finding my body so fugging stiff that i wasn't in any condition to gym or run. but that's a good sign no? let me slack off awhile hehehe...

anywaez i hope that monday's session will be a good one. prep for wednesday's face-off against the ipoh state champions! phwar! let's kick some ass! i hope they bring food :D

and after monday's training will be 4p dinner! can't wait for that, even though i didn't put it in caps. can't wait to dump some guy's face in the cooking pot and steam it then throw it away and get blamed for wasting good food. er. i mean, bad food.

slau updated @ 1:58 PM

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Sunday, November 9, 2008

SAMIR NASRI IS A GOD!

but i'm sure enough people know about how arsenal TOTALLY KICKED UNITED BUTT at the emirates last night (singapore time) so i won't need to emphasize how crucial the win was to our confidence anyway.

actually, after some stupid article by some smart-mouth woman in the new paper today, i think i shouldn't say 'we' anymore cos she might just come here and write something about me assuming that i had some part to play in arsenal's win yesterday. like seriously, i can't even be bothered to go check up her name now but she's some retarded ang moh piece of shit that week after week manages to get a column in the newspaper spouting rubbish. and idiots like my mom continue to buy such a lousy newspaper that serves no part in making anyone more or less intellectual. seriously, if they dedicate pages to crap like whatever she writes, i bet most of them probably have an IQ that's about the same as their age anyway.

arsenal does and always will kick ass.

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OKAY i think ENOUGH PEOPLE have read the stuff that was here previously so i'm being a wuss and taking it down :D

CHEERS!

slau updated @ 6:49 PM

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

hm i was gna blog about a future job prospect of mine i was thinking about, but today was such a rocking day that i just had to put that thought aside and blog about today instead! i hope no one falls asleep reading it cos i'd be really heartbroken if that happened ):

well today was the big day! as in, AVENUE Q! and we started off really great when nat totally called the rest of the guys to meet TOO FRICKING EARLY! we met at like 5 when the concert was only gna start at 8 so we spent three hours mucking around walking to far eat and getting traumatised by the posers there and punching nat a hell lot of times cos of his idiocy xDD

walking around would have been pretty boring but then at city link something damn exciting happened! i was sitting outside the toilte waiting for ben nat and shahan to change when i suddenly saw this guy and his girlfriend walk out followed by this old guy and the younger guy was telling him to "shut the f*** up!"

so being the curious person that i naturally am i rushed inside to find out what happened, obviously after they had left the scene. and ben told me that apparently the older guy was looking at the younger guy the entire time he was in the toilet. as in, while he was doing his little pee peeing thing, then while he was washing his hands...and basically tailing him in what he thought was a very discreet manner. well obviously not discreet enough xDD cos when they were at the sink the guy suddenly started shouting and what turned out to be the old cheekopek xDD thus leading to whatever it led to in the end!

HAHA wtf man!?

then in the end the rest of the wait turned out to be quite traumatising cos when ben went to ask if there was any dress code while we were waiting for leoson the guy at the entrance told him that it was 'gala' which effectively ruled out everyone except nat, and obviously me cos i was wearing a tshirt and er. berms -.- so obviously i was damn freaking scared?

and leoson just made me piss my pants even worse cos he only reached the esplanade at 745 when the concert was gna start at 8! and while we were rushing back we actually heard the 'concert starting in ten minutes' thing and that is neeeeeeeever a good sign.

so yeah, a pretty heart attacking start to the musical.

but the musical itself was damn good and Carla Guevara-Laforteza is DAMN HOT! omg she was like shaking her ass while playing lucy the slut and wtf! i can't really express it in words xD and i just friend requested her on facebook omg i hope she comes back from the esplanade and adds me PLSPLSPLS!

but the whole cast is damn fricking imba and as brian from the musical says i gta tell everyone about it even random people in the streets GO WATCH AVENUE Q COS THEY'RE GONNA BE HERE TIL NOV 16 YOU PEEPS!

oh but there was this asshole spoilsport piece of f***ass crap that was sitting in front of me and leoson, who turned around TWICE to shush us when we were about to do singalong.

like EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE if you can't even enjoy a musical like this and you want to be all cultured and what f*** (he was wearing a suit like wtf?) go and walk through some f***ing art museum or some shit. damn pissing.

but after that it was pretty okay.

and er. i guess avenue q was damn fun!

:D

go watch it!

slau updated @ 11:30 PM

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Monday, November 3, 2008

today being the first day of the j1 holidays i feel obliged to post! :D

i think i've become some wuss T_T and i guess merrill's right my new eating er...diet is kind of taking a toll on me in a negative way as well. let's just say i had a bit of problems in the gym today...still waiting for the aching to start though.

well that was the morning over and done with, and since then i've been stuck at home er...watching reruns of old shows. i never knew santino rice from project runway 2 was such an asshole! if i were him i'd just er. kill myself.

which reminds me of someone who pissed me off pretty bad recently. and though she may think it's kinda settled this matter's far from at rest. if she wants to get her butt kicked then it wouldn't be too hard since it's already kinda big to start with.

it's not that i'm a very temperamental person, but i just couldn't stand all the crap that she was giving me in the end. and i guess i was already trying to be a nice guy around her so take two and two together and i just lost my patience. damn bitch.

anyway i hope my holidays won't have me stuck at home every day doing lame stuff -.- so er. anybody who needs stuff to do and actually comes here to read pls look me up? :D

slau updated @ 3:53 PM

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Saturday, November 1, 2008

intense to moderate weight loss programme has seen a drop in weight by 7kg.
have had people saying they notice i've become smaller.
even experienced how it's like to be mistaken for someone else because of my apparent size difference.
as a result, it seems my arms have also shrunk.
while that may be good, it is not exactly advisable or appropriate for someone in my line of work.
that is, stopping people from scoring runs by either tagging them out at home or er. bludgeoning them over with my body.
whose mass has shrunk recently as previously elucidated.
am therefore now on a moderate weight loss programme and moderate to hopefully hardcore strengthening regime. please pray for me.
also noticed my wrist can naturally dislocate itself. PHWOAR!
to 7 pullups!

slau updated @ 12:42 AM

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