Well of Illusions!

Monday, December 31, 2007

owell, sorry for all that ranting early in the morning. hee, hee and hee somemore lol anyway to kind of make up for it here's my end of the year post! i'm sure everyone's todally waiting for it seeing as there're so many people visiting my blog everyday! :D come on, where the hell did everybody go -.- school's friggin starting already you can't still be going on holiday? unless you want to pon orientation (oh wait that's what i wanna do!)

but yeah seriously before we go on to the shit of rj we have to get on with the shit of ri first. do things systematically and all, y'know. pity the foo', but offer ways by which he may improve himself!

so yeah...fuck you ri. fuck. you. this elite school bs is seriously overrated i mean when you come in at sec 1 you expect something spectacular to happen in your life and all i've come to find out at the end of these four years is how important friends are too you.

oh wait, that's important. but nothing ri contributed to -.- so screw you still.

sec 1 and 2 are but a distant memory by now so i feel that i should be going on with my sec 3 and 4 years since they're still fresh more or less. and obviously more important because that's where the human mind actually starts to mature and you become more of an adult than the kid that you used to be sucking on your mother's breast milk and complaining about how your diapers suddenly feel more squelchy than soft.

who am i kidding -.- i'm still very much the same kid. googoogaga.

i have to admit, after obs and all, i kinda really disliked some people in my class. but since everything's ok now i don't think it's very important to go back there but yeah, i really disliked certain members of my new class cos i had developed certain impressions of them and they just didn't go too well with my 'oh i must strive to be the best at what i can be' attitude.

and so the first half of the year was spent going at other people's throats and yeah come to think of it it wasn't a very nice thing to do. but dissing ri is ok since they deserve it anyway.

but yeah, people can change and i am pleased to say i managed to change as well. my 'good' attitude went straight out the window after the midyear exams and the fuck that i got from some teachers and was replaced by the very typical and very easy-going 'screw life' kinda attitude. see anything can happen in the next 24 hours, or the next hour. or the next minute. or even the next second! i may be here typing out this potentially long blog but for all you know i may be cut off in midsent-

lol scared you didn't i! mwahaha...

yeah but anyway what i'm trying to say is life is short. what with global warming and everything you can't be expected to live like 499 years like people in the bible. that's what you get in place of cars. a hell lot of years of walking and donkey riding and no cars! so live life already man and stop getting kicked around by dicks in black shoes and people who tell you they're trying to prepare you for the outside world! wtf are they doing in school if they're already supposed to be prepared?

anyway this new attitude did help me fit in with the class better and obviously got me on the bad side of some people. sorry to prefects who had one more person to stop throwing knives and eating in class and all the fun stuff that we did xD smuggling food and all that should become a sport i tell you the exhiliration that you get when you feast on your fries or wdv it is you manage to smuggle back to class is even better than taking drugs. and this is what makes school worth going to. not getting 4.0 gpas or obtaining leadership positions. those just die with you and make you look like a dick to other people who just wants to be an asshole so he can show off -.- school's all about having fun and meeting guys your age and learning about how everyone is different yet the same in God's eyes!

hell yeah!

so anyway i'd like to thank all the guys that have taught me the meaning of fun. people like daniel, ben tay, gan, josh, nat, seetow, merrill, moose, leoson, edmund...all the crazy guys some of whom i never even knew before hand. thanks for showing me that school isn't about achieving good grades and being an all-rounder. cos it's not. it's about enjoying your fucking life cos once you get out you get even more shit than you do in your schooling years.

and to those overachievers: the paul terns and the jothams, screw you for making my school life a living hell cos you're the bastards that my parents keep comparing me to. damn you to frickin hell for being such assholes and high climbers and all-rounders, and thanks for giving us people to pick on :D

and jotham, if you ever read this, stop being a diva -.- you can't beat girls at that.

and to the rest of the guys, haven't forgotten anyone. the resident gays gareth and ding...tedric who changed a hell lot too...good for you man! carvin my favourite punching bag...random as well! jorel who still drives me nuts...

my seat mate for quite awhile, tom! got to know him alot only like late late this year but yeah talked abt alot of stuff and no we're not gay so stfu. chee, some crazy mugger also -.- but my parents dun talk about him much amazingly. peng, stupid china dick -.- see you in school. will, who's very much different from the crazy book-happy prefect in sec 3. paul tern, our taupok victim number 1. let's hope we don't let up in jc. hiok, another gay. but his targets seem to vary very often. and erm.

anymore? oO

well if there are kill me pls :D

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OH SHIT KEVIN LIM! OMG HOW COULD I FORGET KEVIN LIM! haha omg kevin has really been a breath of fresh air into the lives of everybody who's gotten to know him...so yeah thanks for being a nice guy also lol.

and anyway happy new year guys didn't think i ended off the post very well so since i got a second chance owell...might as well make the most of it.

happy friggin new year and merry 2008.

/edit AGAIN!
omg i forget our monitor! cake has been a very nice friend pls lor like oh my gawd he follow me up from sec 1 class lei! :D must be cos he so short i never see him oO lol anyway happy new year to you tzern!

and sorry lol!

see every frickin body in school tmr!

slau updated @ 1:30 PM

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oh well, so yeah given the nature of this blog skin i shall now have to give my blog posts titles -.- how irksome. and yes i'm still in a bad mood. and this is now my 83rd post. oh whoopee!

slau updated @ 5:37 AM

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oh wow! 82nd post already...doesn't time fly fast?

i'm frickin tired and sleepy but owell -.-

life sucks dey so close to the new year and i've had nothing but shit news. orientation, og...grah i'm not looking forward to school. just hope the first four days will go past like real quick and HOPEFULLY the next few months of jc (well if you consider 20 a few) will be much much better.

anyway, WHY ISN'T ANYONE TAGGING i have IDIOTS posing as me on the tagboard! and i stupidly went and forgot the user and pw for my cbox so i can't delete it! whoever you frickin are you better not try that again loser -.- why don't you go do something constructive like charity work. sheesh.

pissed off -.-

like you couldn't tell.

sorry no bfs songs for today jorel.

slau updated @ 5:15 AM

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Saturday, December 29, 2007

zzz...bowling for soup song of the day! (jorel be happy...)

punk rock 101 by BowlingforSoup

She works at hot topic
His heart microscopic
She thinks that its love but to him its sex
He listens to emo but fat mike's his hero
His bank account's zero
What comes next?

Same song different chorus

It's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
Can someone please save us from punk rock 101
My Dickies, your sweat pants
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Let's throw up our rock hands for punk rock 101

She bought him a skateboard, a rail slide, his knee tore
He traded it for drums at the local pawn shop
She left him for staring at girls and not caring
When she cried because she thought Bon Jovi broke up

Same song second chorus

Don't forget to delay... on the very last word

Seven years later he works as a waiter
She married a trucker and he's never there
The story never changes, just the names and faces
Like Tommy and Gina they're living on a prayer

Did you just say that?
I said

It's stupid, contagious (same song different chorus)
To be broke and famous (same song different chorus)
Can someone please save us from punk rock 101
My Dickies, your rock hands
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Let's shoplift some sweatbands for punk rock 101

:O!! omgomg jaret says vans are cool!

WHICH MEANS THEY ARE!

EVERYBARDAY GET YOUR VANS NOW! NO MORE NIKE/ADIDAS/AND ESPECAILLY NOT PUMA (ugh)

VANS IS IN!! :D

or maybe not, i think this song a few years old already -.-

slau updated @ 7:58 PM

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Friday, December 28, 2007

haha omg this frickin rocks...

bowling for soup's cover of london bridge...like waturf man. this is damn kickass beats the frickin original by miles HAHAHA...

take a listen.

slau updated @ 9:38 PM

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hardoghey song of the day!

THE BITCH SONG!
Is it okay
If I speak to you today
You've been pissed off for a week now
With nothing I could say
Could make you look up
Or crack up
Is there anything that I can do
Anything to show you...

You're a bitch
But I love you anyway
Oh
You can't sing
But you still put me to sleep
Baby
You're a bitch
Hey hey
Hey hey
You make me sick
But don't ever go away

So you tell me that there's nothing left to say
I drive
You face the window
Then you're in my face
Tellin' me to grow up
(oh oh)
I wish you'd grow up
(oh oh)
I can't wait until you fall asleep
I wonder if you know that...

You're a bitch
But I love you anyway
Oh
You can't sing
But you still put me to sleep
Baby
You're a bitch
Hey hey
Hey hey
You make me sick
But don't ever go away

La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!

You're a bitch
But I love you anyway
Oh
You can't sing
But you still put me to sleep
Baby
You're a bitch
Hey hey
Hey hey
You make me sick
But don't ever go away

Yeah
You're a bitch
but I love you anyway
So why don't ya
Stay

hehe...

slau updated @ 1:30 AM

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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Looking for x-ray technician school?

lol just as a gauge daniel can take 27 xDD

slau updated @ 9:34 PM

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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

OK! my blog is NOT dead!! wahah!

but seriously thanks guys for tagging :D not many people admit it, but bloggers just LOVE to see people tag! even xiaxue! yes, even that *censored* *censored* *censored*. (:

so yeah, jorel was asking me for more BFS songs (SEE IT'S INFECTIOUS!) but i thought this was a little more interesting to look at :D

v cool right! :D funky tune...and yeah yeah war sucks man!

and ok, for today's BFS song we have A Friendly Goodbye! which is quite a kickass song, so take a listen! the second video has the lyrics and all but i thought it would be nice to see a live performance as well!

coolioz song! :D sure should serenade your ex-girlfriend with it...

PARTY TMR! woohoo! :D

/edit ok actually today T_T sorry...

slau updated @ 2:19 AM

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Saturday, December 22, 2007

lol i just realised i am on my 76th post which means that the post before this is the 75th post (and still is) meaning that i'm three quarters of the way to hitting one hundred posts! :O wah...that must be a very special day.

so anyhoo just got back from my europe tour, which started a week after i came back from taiwan with the ri softballers so it really gave me the chance to compare a family trip with a trip with friends la and sad to say i think i enjoyed the taiwan trip more -.-

not to say that my family sucks but i just don't cut it with the rest of my family :/ like (really) i didn't swear on the entire tour to europe and even when i was sitting by myself (yes i sat by myself) on the coach between the different countries i wasn't even swearing under my breath to myself. see i have great self control :D but that doesn't mean i didn't enjoy myself we'll talk about that later my raving and ranting comes first!

so anyway the taiwan trip was quite cool la photos you can check them out on my facebook which i took a hell frickin long time to upload cos i don't have this stupid wdv activex thing that's so important you can't play msn games without it and now you can't upload facebook photos fast without it -.- so irritating pls spare a thought for the technologicall retarded (as in me) and don't make everything so complicated kthx.

wasn't really that cold outside in taiwan when we went there it just took a little getting used to, and on the whole the trip was quite fulfilling, got to see alot of imba softballers (girls no less) and even managed to get bullied off the field -.- think about it, in singapore we have storm and all the src people, and we go to taiwan and we still get bullied by adults. bullies are the only universal things in this...universe lol.

my first game with an over the fence homer also fell within this trip...a crazy slug from an inside low pitch that cleared the first fence and hit the upper half of the second fence -.- dude...wtf man. and clearly i need to polish up my chinese so i don't get 'two balls, one strike' when i ask for the number of 'outs'. lol.

and still on about taiwan, i really appreciate the singapore media now cos they don't frickin tape other languages over the originals for tv shows -.- it's frickin irritating to watch csi when all the characters are speaking in chinese. dude, i don't even know wth 'thumb' is in chinese. i think it's 'mu something' or something...darn.

so yeah, chinese sucks -.- period.

but it was quite fun to get to screw around with the rest of the guys for 6 (or was it 7?) days. don't really get to do that quite often i mean in school you're crazy about studying and you more or less hang out with people frm your own batch and don't get to talk much to your juniors and after training most of us are like whisked home by our parents since it's so frickin late. but during this trip i think (more for the juniors) that it allowed us to bond as a cca and if that was one of the goals besides improving in the sport itself then i think it was reached la. dude, i even ended up sleeping in the sec 2's room. no, not going to think about what some of them might have done while i was sleeping. i prefer to think they very nicely left me alone to snooze (:

then there's the europe tour and walao damn exciting sia! right from the start i see a softball umpire at the airport who recognises me and i think 'orh, must be going for sea games la' cos there were some sea games athletes at the airport at that time also. but when he went over to the same tour guide as me i was like WTF!?

so yeah, i was on the same europe tour as one of the softball umpires. and he was part of an extended family of 18 people so you can imagine how big the group was -.-

and europe this time of the year is FRICKIN HELL! maybe it's hell frozen over but STILL...i FUCKING HATE THE COLD NOW REALLY HATE IT when i got off the bus in london i was like FUCK then jumped back up again. everyday it was like at least 3 degrees centigrade or lower, and when the wind blows you really feel like setting yourself on fire. no guarantee that the wind wouldn't blow it out immediately.

europe really opened my eyes to alot of new stuff. i mean in taiwan it's more or less the same as singapore since we went for like shopping trips and played games most of the time, but in london i went to the globe, which looks totally different from my stupid model i did for re last year -.- and i kept walking into signboards...yes people hold signboards to advertise oO theatre, food, waxing...there was a guy standing at a phonebox holding a large arrow that pointed to subway oO quite cool wonder how much they earn...

and stuff in europe is damn fricking ex...probably die living there -.-

bla bla bla too sian to talk about it already i've actually told a hell lot of ppl abt it anw so...the post ends here damn i have to go slp! wtf...

and to prove my blog isn't dead PLS if u come here and read this TAG OK!? :D

if you don't, i will know. and i will find you. and do nasty things.

byebye! :D

slau updated @ 5:07 AM

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Thursday, December 6, 2007

this is not an attempt to seek attention or anything i just really need somewhere to talk to myself so heed this warning please don't continue if you don't want to just skip to the next post thanks.

i really like ____ >< grah.

it's just so frickin unbelievable -.- never expected it to happen in my entire life.

but i do!

and it scares me when i think of how i even ended up at this stage oO

ok 'tis done!

slau updated @ 10:48 PM

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