Well of Illusions!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

as you should know (if you don't then TOO BAD!) i'm flying off to live the american dream from the 29th to the 9th! so get your damn shopping requests in asap bastards and biatches!

anyway, contrary to popular belief i am dreading the trip there for a number of reasons. in order to sustain the life of this blog i shall now tell you why for no reason is particular:

1) i am so going to gain a fag lot of weight.

i've kinda heard enough about how the food in the states is damn good. and that they serve it in DAMN BIG PORTIONS. together that spells WEIGHT GAIN to me damn clearly in capital letters. and that can't be good, especially with my weight loss contest still going on!

2) the tour group might suck big time.

just like last year, when i went to europe. gawd in heaven how can i be so unlucky to end up with a buncha losers without a single person in my age group besides my sisters? i seriously think that was the luck of the draw but lightning can definitely strike twice and i may end up with a damn fugged up tour group. AGAIN!

sheesh man last year we had to deal with bickering couples and families and a hell lot of crying kids. i tell you if that's the case again this year i won't hesitate to lose my top and shout FUCK YOU SHUDDUP! at some people. seriously.

3) a hostile environment.

i'm not being racist or anything, but i'm damn well sure that ang mohs are alot more capable of violence than the people you meet in singapore. the gun law is just one indication. i am seriously damn freaking scared of getting shot in the back by some crazed killer that got loose from some prison. like seriously. and do i even have to go to the terrorists!? gawd...

4) getting lost.

which is totally possible mind you. i mean, it's only (damn fricking big number) times bigger than singapore!? and i can STILL get lost here.

okay! i think that's enough for now. we'll just have to wait til the 9th to see if all this comes true. in the meantime, ANYONE WANNA TAKE MY PLACE!?

slau updated @ 11:05 PM

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